The Grand Nation-all Bollox’d 2010 Race
Is this a two/three horse race?
David Camaroon on ‘Soft N’ Light’.
Gordon Broon on ‘Communist Bully’.
Nick Clegg riding ‘The Wave’.
Yes …and they’re off…
Clegg moves fast but Broon gets off to a lead,riding light,having sold his pounds for peanuts.
Camaroon slides his toffey nose up the hole left by Brown and moves into a short lead.
Brown is stuck on fast and won’t be knocked off his seat and keeps on going.
Call Me Dave is not to be beaten and flogging his nag with the racist stick comes up behind as all public school boys have been taught to in Prep.
Nick Cloppity-Glegg is following behind but all cameras are on US and no-one cares.
Camaroon has the ladies vote as he strides glibly forward…
……….but Broon is prepared for this and smears the course with ‘Policy Lies’ a dead horse,causing Camaroon to slip up somewhat…”what what”.
‘UK’ slipping back in disorder as Broon blunders on and ‘Gold’ turns into ‘Base Metal’.
‘UK’ is bought down,no-one noticed.
Broon bullies his way to the front next to ‘Call Me Dave’. and it’s all in the last few yards.
Can’t tell anything between them.They are neck and neck.A camera finish…stewards enquiry to ponder the result.
Status Quo is the pronounced the winner.
‘Truth’ was exterminated in the paddock with a kick in the teeth.
Beastie - Truth is it’s not a joke…We are in a Communist country and I want reaction to that acusation…but with a laugh too.
Is it not Communist to run the banks,to watch everyone and witch-hunt un-pc citizens.
Centralised overpowering Governments that fail to help individual effort and reward a sheep like mentality of reliance on State run economy
Grand National Royalty